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The good news: Happy has set the stage for Catherine to be a lot more likable in this episode. Catherine acting loopy, flirty and giving Ashley a friendly hug due to her level of inebriation has won me over tonight. I also enjoy watching her prepareater on) for a dinner party with the crew. Catherine, when you’re in NYC, hit me up for a night on the town but ONLY if we can drink.
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There’s a Hebrew expression that translates as “like his name, so is he” and Earnest is true to his name. When Nelson shows up with his hot blonde girlfriend, Earnest says to Daniel and Louis “I thought Nelson was gay.” Then we see Catherine ogling and fondling the biceps of two hotties (see photo at the very top of this article) canada goose coats on sale who have approached her on the beach. Earnest shows no hesitation about bringing this up to Daniel and Louis as well.
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